ghostdunk:
allons-ympreg:
themad-hattar:
lilygetsfit:
YOU OTHER READERS CAN’T DENY
WHEN A BOOK WALKS IN WITH A GOOD PLOT BASE
AND A BIG SPINE IN YOUR FACE YOU GET SPRUNG
WANNA PULL OUT YOUR PENS
‘CAUSE YOU NOTICED THAT BOOK WAS DENSE
READING, HALF-RIMS I’M WEARING
I’M HOOKED AND I AIN’T CARING
OH BABY I WANT AN E-READER
AND A MEANINGFUL METER
MY TEACHERS TRIED TO TRAIN ME
THAT BOOK YOU GOT MAKES ME SO BRAINY
OH MY GOD.
scream
holy shit this was literally my theme song in high school
Oh, paperback skin,
It says it wants to get in my hands,
I’ll read it, read it,
because it ain’t that average bookie,
I’ve seen them writing,
To hell with syfyin’
It’s sweat, not wet,
Got it flippin like a P.M.M (perpetual motion machince)
I’m tired of magazines,
Saying reading ain’t the thing,
Take the average man and ask him that
It’s gotta pack more plot,
So, readers! (Yeah!) Readers! (Yeah!)
Has your novel got that plot? (Hell yeah!)
Tell ‘em to read it! (Read it!) Read it! (Read it!)
Read that brainy book,
Booky got plot
i was reading this with the beat in my head.. da fuq